Saturday, January 22, 2011

Practise at home




Remember Jurassic Park, the dinosaur flick with the that Ford guy? Remember the Raptors In that movie? The Velociraptor (meaning "swift seizer") or short "Raptor" has a very distinct way of moving. You could say it has a certain walk. Honestly, the hollywood filmmakers probably invented the way the raptor slowly moved with arched backs and clicking razorsharp nails, but I'm just trying to paint you the picture here. 
Ladies,
 by wearing high heels i understand you're also trying to be the swift seizer. But guess what: If you can't walk on high heels, you are not swift, and you won't seize nothing but laughs from people on the streets who are seeing you moving around like a goddamn Velociraptor!! 
Its funny how people can take something so sexy and make it look like a medieval deathtrap.
So..practise, at home, with trainingwheels if you have to...



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